Philippines: Paradise Found Part III (Joe Said...)
I came across this article and I rest this to be funny. It is from an American guy who married a Filipina and at great cost loves her but stated some peculiarities about her. I am active to list here some of my favorite lines. It is of movement a cultural thing.
1. Your refrigerator is always intense but you can't find any food you recognize
Ably that's because we have different cuisines. She of performance will cook something she is familiar with. You can drill her some Western cuisines if you like so you'll recognize them next space.
2. You are expected to read her mind just by watching her eyebrows affect up and down and by the way her lips are pointed.
Filipinas aren't altogether vocal about their feelings and they require their husbands to know what they are hunch just by looking at her. She'll never admit she's sad, troubled, aggrieve or unwell unless it is something major. So be supersensitive about eyebrow movements and lips pursing. She's demanding to tell you something but just can't say it.
3. All her relatives think your label is Joe.
Well this sprung to when there were many GIs here. GI Joe. Get it? It is easier for them to about you by this name. And sometimes, they equitable call you Joe nonetheless in jest and because that's the way they flaunt endearment to you.
4. She eats her fruit with giant spice crystals and her fried chicken with ketchup.
Hey, the fruit becomes sweeter with ogre salt crystals (NACl). Ketchup adds more soup to the chicken.
5. She sweeps with something that witches for the most part fly around.
Even I didn't recall they have a different-looking broom! Haha At face value?! Hey I want my Nimbus 2000!
6. The rice cooker is on 24 hours a day and uses up 50% of your vibrations and food...
