FWD: The Hair Dryer
submitted by kodex750 on 2008-07-12 10:19:16
*:* Fw: The Curls Dryer
*A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Divine**
beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’
’Of course. What may I do for you?’
’Kind-heartedly, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic ringlets dryer for my
mother’s birthday that is unopened and far over the Customs limit,
and** **I’m** **jumpy they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
persist it**
through customs for me? Under your robes peradventure?’
’I would love to help you, dear, but I must alert you: I will not lie.’
’With your honest face, Pater, no one will question you.’ *
*When they got to Customs, she let the priestess go ahead of her. *
*The official asked, ‘Father, do you maintain anything to declare?’ **
’From the top of my head down to my waist, I be undergoing nothing to declare.’
The official thought this fit strange, so asked, ‘And what do you
have to assert from your waist to the floor?’
’I have a fantastic instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to swain, unused.’
Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go in advance, Father. Next!’ *
    
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