FWD: The Hair Dryer
submitted by kodex750 on 2008-07-12 10:19:16
*:* Fw: The Hair Dryer
*A grand young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Curate**
beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’
’Of course. What may I do for you?’
’Good-naturedly, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my
protect’s birthday that is unopened and well one more time the Customs limit,
and** **I’m** **pusillanimous they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could
drag it**
through customs for me? Under your robes dialect mayhap?’
’I would love to help you, dear, but I must on guard you: I will not lie.’
’With your honest face, Pop, no one will question you.’ *
*When they got to Customs, she let the woman go ahead of her. *
*The official asked, ‘Father, do you sire anything to declare?’ **
’From the top of my head down to my waist, I be subjected to nothing to declare.’
The official thought this defence strange, so asked, ‘And what do you
have to confirm from your waist to the floor?’
’I have a wonderful instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to pass, unused.’
Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go vanguard, Father. Next!’ *
    
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