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Do you like to laugh your socks off?

Oct 16, 2009 by Avonlea | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

A man walks into a doctor’s position. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating aptly.”

We bent you Cami!

You always know how to make us laugh our socks off!

Thank you!

Timor Oan | Oct 16, 2009

Socks? what socks?

Prime Directive Offender | Oct 16, 2009

I only have on stockings

taimeir | Oct 16, 2009

We fondness you Cami!

You always know how to make us laugh our socks off!

Thank you!

Timor Oan | Oct 16, 2009

very weird LOL
but i didnt like the second one other than tht!!

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Bad Boys Alwais Catch My Eye | Oct 16, 2009

Lol

dsntmater | Oct 16, 2009

Boulevardier, I've literally washed clothes like that before with my Grandma. And believe me, I give thanks to the appliance gods every day, lol!
Thanks for the laughs!

burningangelita | Oct 16, 2009

Around my bagnio we are starting to have what we call CAMI TIME. We read the jokes and yes, laugh our socks off. Thanks Cami these are eccentric.

ozzie s | Oct 16, 2009

It's too nippy to take my socks off. As for man jokes. Here's one: When God created man she was only joking.

Big Woof | Oct 16, 2009

Not only did I evade my socks, I almost peed my pants while laughing at the doctors office joke.
excellent as always.

Pitybluesboy | Oct 16, 2009

Man on bus, reading the foolscap,.. with a banana in one ear,..custard and strawberries in the other ear,
Excuse me sir' you have strawberry's and custard in your ear'..WHAT'' you have a banana in your ear,..What.
You have ..oh forget it,

Denis C | Oct 16, 2009

LOL I got one for you.
A wee girl comes up to her dad and asks "dad how did the human race begin"? and her father replied "well first god made Adam and then Eve, then they had children and so on". Then the spoonful girl approached

Cdn-Gal | Oct 16, 2009

What Do You Think Of My First Chapter Of My Short Story??? I Really Need Your HELP And OPINIONS!!! Please?!?

Jan 17, 2010 by Zoey | Posted in Books & Authors

Opinions Needed. Thanks!

I awakened to find myself in a mysterious and cold room that felt like a prison cell and smelt like an un-cleaned bathroom with humid and mouldy walls. I was cold and lonely and I had no idea where I was. Maybe

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Celeste | Jan 17, 2010

OMG HELP IM BOUT TO BE 17 AND MY MOM......?

Feb 12, 834 by iloveactingx3 | Posted in Other - Family & Relationships

My mom wont let me have friends over and i cant hang out with them she says i have to deter home and i never even hang out with anyone because of her everytime i ask her she always says no your not allowed to go anywhere so then i ask if my friend can

you should try to talk to a counselor or something like that, and get the Avernus out of there!

tell someone that can help you get out, fast!

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