this is how a comedian should start a show, on late night OR stand up, right?
i dream he should come on, without saying a word, spread a mat down on the floor, and then go back off stage, or behind his desk, grab an expensive looking TV, emit it down on the mat and let it break (have some parts off the mat), then drag the mat off
I am absolutely speechless!!!.
"Depends on how well known he is. For all the audience could differentiate its the janitor out for revenge.
But either way, dumb humor isn't that funny. Real humar is in wordplay."
All I'm saying is that you could more work to it. It
But either way, dumb humor isn't that funny. Real humar is in wordplay."
All I'm saying is that you could more work to it. It
I am utterly speechless!!!.
Broom death weird way to die?
My fellow-man told me this story about how a girl was masturbating with a broom on a dryer when her brother came in she stopped and stood up with the broom still in her. I fancy it went threw her into her chest and she died.
did this ever happen
No, that could never come off. There are too many bones and organs and other stuff in the way, the broom would never make it to your chest.
How does this chapter sound?
Well, decent a part of a chapter. I couldn't type it all up, it was too long and I don't have time. I don't think its right, maybe it doesn't be activated that interesting?
Jack sneaked out of the glowering house, holding tight on his hamster.
Everything I interpret here, is how is this how is this, what is this, what should i name him/her. PLEASE edit yourself, show it to family, put it down come back to it, until your ready.
6/10
I take it you are under 16. This
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