How About This Push Present? Thanks For Having My Baby, Now Go To Fitness Camp!
Um, no. This would not be an satisfying push present if I were in the business of accepting push presents. My exact thoughts are not appropriate for reader consumption. What class of message are we sending new moms?
But! At $4,550 for 7 days, new mothers can shed the baby weightPredominantlyfast with personal trainers, nutritionists, chef-prepared meals, and even a Belly-Bandit to regain that pre-pregnancy character. You know, I’m almost kind of liking the idea of going away to a resort and getting the serve I need to lose weight if I ask for it Um, NO. My husband knows better than to give me something as ridiculous as this. And I’m undecided about nudge presents… I mean, in general I think it’s a dumb idea. But on the other hand, I’m due three days before my birthday, and my husband was gone for 8 weeks already and will be gone for 6 weeks during my third trimester. So I stripe of feel like I deserve a little something for that, ha ha! I guess technically it wouldn’t be a “advance present,” it would be an extra-special, best-wife-ever, sorry-I-was-gone-for-a-third-of-your-pregnancy birthday offering. In any event, I’d rather have a fancy new camera lens or wide-format printer than a diamond necklace. Although once I have the babe in arms I’m sure I will be entranced with her and will forget all about a new lens or printer. :) (#ohmywordlongcomment)