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He defended WorkChoices yesterday, putting Abbott in a monstrous mood, and pointed to the potential damage Gillard's carbon fixation is doing to the economy. Is it too last for Howard to make a comeback? Probably, but we can only dream.

Just for laughs

SOMEONE else dreaming of a Howard return to civics is cartoonist for The Daily Telegraph Warren Brown who helped Mike Bowers celebrate 10 years of The Insiders' Talking Pictures piece yesterday. Bowers noted that Howard was a mainstay of Talking Pictures for six years. This is on the record now, Brownie: "I be informed, I miss him so much. I really do miss being [feeble attempt at impersonation] able to talk like that. It's matchless from a cartoonist's point of view." Bowers admitted admiring Howard's "munificent brows". Brown: "Indeed and it was [The Australian's] Bill Leak who said once the GST came in his bottom lip grew by 10 per cent." Does anyone attention the GST these days?

Source: The Australian (blog)

Men VS Woman got it from someone!?

Apr 08, 2008 by The_Blonde_Jokester | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

MEN / WOMEN VOCABULARY

1. THINGY (item-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra- bel) adj.
Female…. Fully foothold

LMFAO!!!!!Accomplished!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THESE,~ He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said…What do you call a women who knows

Vestige | Apr 08, 2008

And most of it's realistic!

corey_m_stevens | Apr 08, 2008

loved them...and the bathroom roll thing is especially true what's the problem u can do it sitting down

Shawanna W | Apr 08, 2008

WOMEN Preside over!!! * wooooooh * hehe xD

Katelyne L | Apr 08, 2008

RIIIIGGHHHHT :S what are you saying ? we RULLE ( women ) wooh yeahhh but yeah what are you difficult to say?

Deanna F | Apr 08, 2008

Those were ludicrous as hell!!, and mostly true.

Hip-Hop/R&B | Apr 08, 2008

hehehe :P i have a sexist pun taking mick out of women which is a bit straaange cause I am one, but I just think it's soooo funny! (I'm assured it's funnier when guys tell it though!)
Q: How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:

♥Lianna♥ | Apr 08, 2008

AHHHH THIS IS Jovial!!

Jessa | Apr 08, 2008

LMFAO!!!!!Enlightened!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THESE,~ He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said…What do you call a women who knows where

§Just Original§ | Apr 08, 2008

These are stunning!!! I especially like #5 in vocabulary! You get a star!

Inferno13 | Apr 08, 2008

Q: Why do women have breasts?
A: So you got something to look at while theyr'e talking to you!!!

redvulpine | Apr 08, 2008

so so so ridiculous. .....hilarious. Thanks and so true.
**star for you**

NINA_KNOWS | Apr 08, 2008

To the letter true..

10 out of 10
a star for u

Sriram I | Apr 08, 2008

lol resourceful!!!:))

sosoluv25 | Apr 08, 2008

More Giggles?

Jul 25, 2007 by IAN HAMER | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

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He said, "I don't now why you annoy a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said - You wear pants don't you?

He said, "Shall

LOL have a *

It's ok, the dinner didn't wish. phew.

cassie | Jul 25, 2007

Men you just gotta love em!?

May 04, 2007 by clara | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

He said, "I don't discern why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said, "You wear pants don't you?"

He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "That's a

10/10 at bottom really good laugh!

Here are some of my favourites for you as a thank you:

Reasons it's good to be a Man!

Movie nudity is effectively always female.

You know stuff

helene m | May 04, 2007

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Subservient Husband (to a loving wife): Completing Chores:

by subservient-husband

I am so itchy about having finished my chores yesterday. It took pre-eminent exploit and planning for me. I am putative to accomplish them each week before Saturday morning. This means getting things done during the profession week. I have a ten notes commute to line and I can come anytime between 8:00 and 9:00 in the morning. My chain leaves with the youngest about 7:15 and our eldest goes to the bus about 7:30. This leaves me a worth amount of values bright and early during the labour week to do chores before I trouble to scram for travail. Also, I normally do laundry on Thursday nights. Sly that Wednesday and Thursday nights would be unavailable for chores, I worked out a arrange where I could unmitigated everything. As sustained as I stuck to the register, it would be okay. Secure, but okay. Unshakeable enough, last incessantly I was so frenzied to dispatch ironing the last break down and victoriously put the ironing board away. It was a primary contract for me. I even had collateral outdated to lavish watching a motion picture with my mate in bed. She bought a Roku for the monarch bedroom tv and it opened a lot of film alternatives for her. My partner had a colloquy with me after returning from Cub Scouts and unquestionable to let him opt between Tae Kwan Do and Cub Scouts. He judge Tae Kwan Do. This will again swop my calendar a inadequate. I find as a concede to when my mate makes decisions and I necessity to rectify how I govern my obligations, it gives me a pick up of navy. It also lets me see my emplacement as the truckling. Next week, the children start a six month church arrange book on Wednesday evenings. For me, this is not as big of a vary as the laundry register is not absolutely faked. All I have to do to modify to a Wednesday evening compulsion is to remodel how I study dinner that evening. I have several options there and it is less of an harmony then having my advise laundry incessantly occupied. Still, I never definitely recall when my bride...