how can I make people listen to my humerus anecdotes without switching off half way through the first sentence?
Jun 20, 2010 by ☀Glow☀ | Posted in Etiquette
Often I start a recall of my various caravaning holidays and witty reminiscences and I find Dave from the office, or women in bars, have glazed over lucid after;
"I was sampling some trifle one time and..." or "This one time I went
Haha I have this same incorrigible. Get so blissfully drunk that their reactions will completely pass you by. Wake up next morning and as if by magic, you'll recollect your evening as one of comical banter where you were incredibly funny and charming...even
| Jun 20, 2010
Haha I have this same predicament. Get so blissfully drunk that their reactions will completely pass you by. Wake up next morning and as if by magic, you'll recollect your evening as one of ludicrous banter where you were incredibly funny and charming...even
Steve | Jun 20, 2010
Try becoming a more lifelike speaker, or just tell shorter stories.
Brian T | Jun 20, 2010
keeping people interested in your stories isn't Reasonable about having having something interesting to say. most of the time it's all in the Delivery of the story, you have to be noticeable and animated when telling your exclusive.
Try using your hands
Rudedog | Jun 20, 2010
Perhaps you're a base storyteller and need to polish up your act!
When you're telling a story it's like you're on stage. Have you listened to your self lately? A well-versed great storyteller holds his audience and they hang on every word and can
freesumpin | Jun 21, 2010
You have to start out by tickling their amusing bones a little bit. That is why they're called humerus stories, ya know?
Engelbert Schmecky | Jun 21, 2010
It's not so much your droning on and on about the first-class place to get a powered van site in the Midlands, or the relative merits of a Sainsbury's fruit cake over a Harrods one...so much as the bloody digital photo album you cane out to illustrate your talks.
The Garden of Eartha™ly Delight | Jun 21, 2010
me vs women?
Apr 08, 2008 by CULCHIE 4 LIFE | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
MEN / WOMEN VOCABULARY
1. THINGY (trend-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra- bel) adj.
Female…. Fully initiation
lmao.haha..xx * 4 u..xx
♥ Baby Leprechaun ♥ | Apr 08, 2008
We've heard the blonde jokes...It's our turn, boys:~)?
Oct 08, 2007 by ANewLife | Posted in Jokes & Riddles
HIM: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight"?
SHE:"That's a orderly idea~~you go over there
with the ironing board, and I'll sit on the sofa".
HIM:"I don't know why you bother wearing a bra, you've
Complete ones!! You go, girl!! Star 4 u!!!
Reagan | Oct 08, 2007
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