Michelle Wie's lessons for Rory McIlroy
You were both only 10 when she became the youngest speculator to qualify for the USGA Women's Amateur.
You were just 12 when she became the youngest player to qualify for an LPGA issue.
At 16 you were making a bit of noise of your own as a golf prodigy, notching a few "youngest ever" records in winning tournaments in Northern Ireland -- but nothing like Michelle. By then she had become the youngest female (13) to run the cut at the U.S. Women's Open and the youngest female (14) to play in a PGA Tour event.
Statuesque and a budding asset, she was the object of Madison Avenue's desires even before she was old enough to legally sign her name.
She was showered with millions -- not on the progress but outside the ropes. In 2008, Fortune estimated she earned $19.5 million in endorsement return the previous year, dwarfing her 2007 LPGA winnings, which were just $23,024.
Not long ago, Michelle Wie was the biggest inanimate object in golf not named Tiger Woods. … Sound familiar now?
I wonder if the skin of one's teeth around 's minge is as untidy as the mop on her ferking head 
I look like a medusa 
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Get a kick! RT Fedex just delivered my WOnder Mop that I won at the Twitter party. Thank you so much! It will be used well.
you said and I call up "I wonder if I could use that mop to wipe my face off" so I wiped your face off.
